Bobo sincerely apologizes to everyone he upset or frightened on Saturday morning.
Didn't mean to do it. Sorry it happened.
I guess he learned that, like terrorism and bombs in airports, suicide is not something to joke about.
For context (the allusion to the David Mamet joke-review):
See the comments to the March 3 entry on this blog, "Spoilers"
also, Mamet in the May 2008 Vanity Fair, being interviewed:
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
My idea of perfect happiness is a healthy family, peace between nations, and all the critics die.
For all those of you out there with schadenfreude:
Bobo got a flat tire during the the bike portion of his triathlon Sunday and couldn't continue the race. Serves him right.