Gleeful Phantom

High schools can now apply for the rights to Phantom of the Opera — even if the technical demands are steep.

Bobo can scarcely credit the rumors that the high school version of Lord Webber's musical has been re-set, not underneath the Paris Opera, but underneath the gym floor at William McKinley High School — or that the Phantom herself now bears a strong resemblance to Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester.